bubbley-boo:

BEST DADDY APPRECIATION POST

joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

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I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

chowsie:

Its not every day you stop Seth Meyers while driving and ask him to pose for a picture for you. 

“The three of us went through this together, arm in arm, from the very beginning,” Wilson says. “John and Jenna are truly the younger brother and sister I never had. We’ve done movies and traveled the world and grown up from young pups to the old, haggard adults you see before you now. But there’s a lot of love in that trio.”

c0ssette:

Cornelis van Spaendonck (Dutch painter 1756 -1839)

djfrontalassault:

can we just

ok

Kristen: I’m afraid interviewers don’t know that I’m joking. When Bill and I are together, they can tell more.
Interviewer: How?
Kristen: You know, he laughs.