My name is Katarns (kuh-tarns) and I deal in human fulfillment. I'm a
seventeen year old aspiring comedy writer with cat named Rhonda.
"Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb."
Header's artist credit: Michael Carson
Nov 8 ― Dec 21, 2012
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No I’m not crying my eyes out what….

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No I’m not crying my eyes out what….

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John Mulaney and Mindy Kaling | Emmys | 8.25.14


Actor John Mulaney attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California

Actor John Mulaney attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California

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"@johnmulaney: Hilarious."

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"@johnmulaney: Hilarious."

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@MulaneyFOX: .@mulaney & Martin Short on set at today’s @foxtv Image Campaign photo shoot! #FOXfall2014 #mulaney

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@MulaneyFOX: . & Martin Short on set at today’s Image Campaign photo shoot!

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john mulaney and vanessa bayer at a fundraiser in new york [x x x]

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@amtendler: Here Petunia expresses her gratitude for no longer being an illegitimate child. (Photo by @jessepafundi)

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@amtendler: Here Petunia expresses her gratitude for no longer being an illegitimate child. (Photo by @jessepafundi)

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The Mulaney-Tendler Wedding Announcement

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The Mulaney-Tendler Wedding Announcement

Anonymous asked:
OMG, go on Anna's twitter and go to her wedding photographer's twitter and read the top tweet. WOW

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OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

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@amtendler : On July 5, 2014 @johnmulaney  and I literally had the best day ever. (Photo by the amazing @jessepafundi)

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@amtendler : On July 5, 2014 @johnmulaney  and I literally had the best day ever. (Photo by the amazing @jessepafundi)

comedysexgod:

YOU KNOW I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO SHARE A ROOT BEER AND A FRANKFURTER WITH THE GREAT BAMBINO
AND THEN HE SAID, “YOU’RE A FAT LITTLE GIRL”

comedysexgod:

YOU KNOW I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO SHARE A ROOT BEER AND A FRANKFURTER WITH THE GREAT BAMBINO

AND THEN HE SAID, “YOU’RE A FAT LITTLE GIRL”

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John Mulaney

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John Mulaney