My name is Katarns (kuh-tarns) and I deal in human fulfillment. I'm a
seventeen year old aspiring comedy writer with cat named Rhonda.
"Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb."
Header's artist credit: Michael Carson
Nov 8 ― Dec 21, 2012

 #classy penis

I COULD NEVER FORGET THAT

~<3

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: WHY IS IT SO HARD TO THINK OF WORDS THAT RHYME…

insane-y

bitchesgetshitdone replied to your postWHY IS IT SO HARD TO THINK OF WORDS THAT RHYME…

Get a little dr. Seuss/ Adam Sandler-ish. Like you comedy keeps me sane-y

Thank you guys. You’re good friends

youthwithoutyou replied to your postWHY IS IT SO HARD TO THINK OF WORDS THAT RHYME…

He has a dick that’s veiny?

you however..

harmonylapin replied to your post: .

I know! It’s like it’s a scam to get us to buy more of them and not because, say, we are doing a lot of crotch-related aerobics.

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post.

SAME it’s the worst

I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

takeiteasymountainface replied to your post: I’m keeping this one

I am going to be so confused

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your postI’m keeping this one

NOW IM GONNA THINK YOURE WARREN EVERY TIME I SEE YOU OMG

MuaAHAHAhaaha

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: Made…

yeah it used to be jim doing jazz hands but then i got into snl and changed it to this and i’ve never gone back- i’ve also never changed my url and ive had this for like 2ish years now

I love your icon and url so much n3ver change

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: Made an icon tag because I’m becoming obsessed…

your icons are the best omg i would ask you to make me one if i could think of something good for it to be

For as long as I’ve known you, you’ve never changed your icon

Maybe once

but then you changed it back

if you ever think of something come to my askbox

kingkillam replied to your post: kingkillam replied to your post: haderemporium…

OMG I MIGHT CRY WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE LAST NIGHT IT WAS GOING GREAT I MADE A GUY JIZZ IN HIS PANTS NOW I AM HEARTBROKEN BECAUSE SETH AND BILL AND I NEVER REALLY EVEN MADE A GUY JIZZ IN HIS PANTS

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your postkingkillam replied to your post: haderemporium…

EVERYTHING HURTS AND I’M DYING

NO NO NOTHING’S FOR SURE YET

DON’T PANIC

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post:…

Pfft- i did pretty well on my math one but history noope

The only history that’s really important is the history of SNL so what are u worried about

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: like…

I miss you too bb and i have c: i finally finished making up all the exams i missed when i was sick

AWW as long as you’re better c:

I bet u aced all of them because ur such a champion

inlovewithitalianfood replied to your post: like when you thought the meaning of “p.s.” is not…

Shh you is kind you is smart you is important

I miss you Fooz. I hope you’ve been working hard in school.

Tumblr doesn&#8217;t let me post crushes anymore so I had to do it manually ok

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Tumblr doesn’t let me post crushes anymore so I had to do it manually ok

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WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING, RIGHT FOOZ?

"Dear followers, I may have been a little overdramatic by deleting my account, but I just realized that I can&#8217;t succumb to that addicted part of me anymore. I had a literal mental breakdown last night and got three hours of sleep. I need to restructure my mental state and I need to work hard at what I want. A DIRECT result of my quitting fun blogging will be more creative content. Expect a professional site for my comedy material and radio show to come out soon. I really do love you all. -War"

"Dear followers, I may have been a little overdramatic by deleting my account, but I just realized that I can’t succumb to that addicted part of me anymore. I had a literal mental breakdown last night and got three hours of sleep. I need to restructure my mental state and I need to work hard at what I want. A DIRECT result of my quitting fun blogging will be more creative content. Expect a professional site for my comedy material and radio show to come out soon. I really do love you all. -War"

:(

:(

<3 oh also i had an unrelated thought- what if your cat and coco became one of those unlikely animal friend stories like when a horse raises a baby coyote or something

Ronda and Coco would raise nice babies